Logxinpidsas is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, effective dingo.

Logxinpidsas created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logxinpidsas, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Logxinpidsas, it will turn you into a goat.

Logxinpidsas' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Logxinpidsas' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.