Ganyogtetti is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, all-powerful owl.

Ganyogtetti created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganyogtetti, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ganyogtetti, he will not care at all.

Ganyogtetti's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Ganyogtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not hurt sheep.

5. Run away if four whales approach from the west.