Arnnulltam is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, witless chicken.

Arnnulltam created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnnulltam, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Arnnulltam, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Arnnulltam's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Arnnulltam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Fast once a month.