Pog is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty wyrm.

Pog created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Pog, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pog, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Pog's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Pog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pog.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Do not eat gooseberries.

5. Hide from brown snails for they are unholy.