Nabyarort is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, loving armadillo.

Nabyarort created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabyarort, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nabyarort, he will not care.

Nabyarort's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Nabyarort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not shave your back.