Funtomdumpad is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, irritating troll.

Funtomdumpad created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funtomdumpad, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Funtomdumpad, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Funtomdumpad's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Funtomdumpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill squirrels.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.