Dagzigrut is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast jackal.

Dagzigrut created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagzigrut, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dagzigrut, she will destroy your home planet.

Dagzigrut's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dagzigrut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo frogs for they are unholy.

2. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not speak about tomatoes.

5. Pray towards the west.