Wigquafbem is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, awe-inspiring chicken.

Wigquafbem created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigquafbem, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wigquafbem, she will manifest in front of you.

Wigquafbem's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Wigquafbem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs in need.

2. Retreat if eight great tits approach from the west.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Wigquafbem on top of all buildings.

5. Do not eat onions.