Nabdudgarkop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful centipede.

Nabdudgarkop created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabdudgarkop, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nabdudgarkop, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nabdudgarkop's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Nabdudgarkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Sheep are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink alcohol.