Bellbifpomnadpad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, strong bear.

Bellbifpomnadpad created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellbifpomnadpad, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bellbifpomnadpad, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bellbifpomnadpad's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bellbifpomnadpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

4. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.