Dubdotdubhonwonwon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, kind camel.

Dubdotdubhonwonwon created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubdotdubhonwonwon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dubdotdubhonwonwon, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dubdotdubhonwonwon's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Dubdotdubhonwonwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.