Targtenhas is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise newt.

Targtenhas created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targtenhas, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Targtenhas, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Targtenhas' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Targtenhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sheep.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Feed all hungry eagles.

4. Always wear red.

5. Never run near turtles.