Janfenkab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, merciful chicken.

Janfenkab created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Janfenkab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Janfenkab, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Janfenkab's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Janfenkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not hurt rats.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

4. Do not eat pineapples.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.