Kamhomcap is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, egotistical manatee.

Kamhomcap created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamhomcap, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kamhomcap, he will turn you into a worm.

Kamhomcap's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Kamhomcap's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always obey Kamhomcap's priests.

3. Never talk about dolphins.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.