Cussfetmotbaflegfobtim is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-powerful pigeon.

Cussfetmotbaflegfobtim created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cussfetmotbaflegfobtim, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cussfetmotbaflegfobtim, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cussfetmotbaflegfobtim's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cussfetmotbaflegfobtim's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cussfetmotbaflegfobtim.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Never laugh near otters.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.