Tikbablitsaf is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonourable
centaur.
Tikbablitsaf created life three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tikbablitsaf, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Tikbablitsaf, it will make you grow a tail.
Tikbablitsaf's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Tikbablitsaf's Holy Commandments1. Always help shrews.
2. Do not take Tikbablitsaf's name in vain.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Feed all hungry grasshopers.
5. Hide if six monkeys approach from the east.