Tikbablitsaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonourable centaur.

Tikbablitsaf created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikbablitsaf, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tikbablitsaf, it will make you grow a tail.

Tikbablitsaf's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Tikbablitsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews.

2. Do not take Tikbablitsaf's name in vain.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

5. Hide if six monkeys approach from the east.