Dummifpak is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, staggering crane.

Dummifpak created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dummifpak, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dummifpak, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dummifpak's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Dummifpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Always obey Dummifpak's priests.

3. Never bounce near capybaras.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.