Madlinjanmot is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, tiresome parrot.

Madlinjanmot created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madlinjanmot, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Madlinjanmot, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Madlinjanmot's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Madlinjanmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.