Gamhenyart Komdogsanlopquamvedyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, moody fox.

Gamhenyart Komdogsanlopquamvedyarp created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamhenyart Komdogsanlopquamvedyarp, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gamhenyart Komdogsanlopquamvedyarp, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gamhenyart Komdogsanlopquamvedyarp's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Gamhenyart Komdogsanlopquamvedyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gamhenyart Komdogsanlopquamvedyarp.

5. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.