Natrancad is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless owl.

Natrancad created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natrancad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Natrancad, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Natrancad's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Natrancad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks in need.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Always take life seriously.