Minnillmutnurminhograp is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, awe-inspiring whale.

Minnillmutnurminhograp created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Minnillmutnurminhograp, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Minnillmutnurminhograp, he will destroy your home solar system.

Minnillmutnurminhograp's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Minnillmutnurminhograp's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Erect three silver sculptures of Minnillmutnurminhograp on top of important buildings.

5. Fast once a month.