Baftarpfon is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, vain wyrm.

Baftarpfon created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Baftarpfon, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Baftarpfon, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Baftarpfon's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Baftarpfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Baftarpfon.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Feed all hungry manatees.

5. Always treat doves with great respect.