Xuckflamhit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonourable wasp.

Xuckflamhit created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckflamhit, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Xuckflamhit, it will come to you in dreams.

Xuckflamhit's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Xuckflamhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not commit murder.