Sognegpit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent centaur.

Sognegpit created snails seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sognegpit, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sognegpit, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sognegpit's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Sognegpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Always pray immersed in water.