Logmipflow is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent turtle.

Logmipflow created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logmipflow, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Logmipflow, it will not care at all.

Logmipflow's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Logmipflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never mention dolphins.

3. Never wear yellow dresses.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never run in the presence of rats.