Tailnelcam is a god.

He takes the form of a large, annoying lobster.

Tailnelcam created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailnelcam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tailnelcam, he will come to you in dreams.

Tailnelcam's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tailnelcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not listen to music.