Saghamkad is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, overgenerous snail.

Saghamkad created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Saghamkad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Saghamkad, it will have a low opinion of you.

Saghamkad's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Saghamkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always help sick shrews.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never play with disobedient children.