Narltonhon Veghasmin is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, calm dingo.

Narltonhon Veghasmin created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Narltonhon Veghasmin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Narltonhon Veghasmin, he will destroy your favourite star.

Narltonhon Veghasmin's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Narltonhon Veghasmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Ducks are not to be trusted.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.