Tigstragfad is a god.

It takes the form of a small, sage dragon.

Tigstragfad created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigstragfad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tigstragfad, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tigstragfad's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Tigstragfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Retreat if six porpoises approach from the west.

3. Never laugh near rats.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

5. Worship no other gods but Tigstragfad.