Dagbaghog is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, caring goblin.

Dagbaghog created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Dagbaghog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dagbaghog, she will send minions to preach to you.

Dagbaghog's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dagbaghog's Holy Commandments

1. Dagbaghog loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Respect your elders.