Yokdavcanmat is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, effective
walrus.
Yokdavcanmat created an electron seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yokdavcanmat, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Yokdavcanmat, it will have a low opinion of you.
Yokdavcanmat's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Yokdavcanmat's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Do not sing in public.
4. Never laugh near gulls.
5. Never think about asteroids.