Yokdavcanmat is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, effective walrus.

Yokdavcanmat created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokdavcanmat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yokdavcanmat, it will have a low opinion of you.

Yokdavcanmat's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Yokdavcanmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never laugh near gulls.

5. Never think about asteroids.