Xinfosslun is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, strong cat.

Xinfosslun created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Xinfosslun, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Xinfosslun, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Xinfosslun's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Xinfosslun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Xinfosslun's name in vain.

2. Always help pigs in need.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.