Kamcunzan is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, competent chicken.

Kamcunzan created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamcunzan, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kamcunzan, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kamcunzan's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Kamcunzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near snakes.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not kill badgers.

4. Pigs are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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