Budlegwip is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unselfish dragonfly.

Budlegwip created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budlegwip, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Budlegwip, it will turn you into a tree.

Budlegwip's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Budlegwip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect four nickel sculptures of Budlegwip on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about gravity.
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