Veenjiglag is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, resourceful centaur.

Veenjiglag created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Veenjiglag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Veenjiglag, he will turn you into a slug.

Veenjiglag's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Veenjiglag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs pink.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not hurt gulls.