Fobkinceb is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful monkey.

Fobkinceb created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobkinceb, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fobkinceb, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fobkinceb's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Fobkinceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Worship no other gods but Fobkinceb.

3. Never mention hamsters.

4. Always look after injured swans.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.