Begditvid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciful wasp.

Begditvid created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Begditvid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Begditvid, she will be mildly annoyed.

Begditvid's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Begditvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.
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