Figflowyokart is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, temperamental jellyfish.

Figflowyokart created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Figflowyokart, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Figflowyokart, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Figflowyokart's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Figflowyokart's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Figflowyokart.

3. Hide from orange sheep for they are unholy.

4. Do not hurt sharks.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.