Bunrulquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unsympathetic beaver.

Bunrulquaf created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunrulquaf, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bunrulquaf, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bunrulquaf's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bunrulquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bunrulquaf on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always take life seriously.