Largnarlab is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, slow ant.

Largnarlab created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largnarlab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Largnarlab, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Largnarlab's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Largnarlab's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Largnarlab eight times a day.

2. You must love Largnarlab.

3. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never mention otters.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.