Sterflanlarn Yaknarthen is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, emotional dolphin.

Sterflanlarn Yaknarthen created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sterflanlarn Yaknarthen, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sterflanlarn Yaknarthen, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Sterflanlarn Yaknarthen's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Sterflanlarn Yaknarthen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple rings.

2. Never hurt mites.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always wear green.

5. You must love Sterflanlarn Yaknarthen.