Gedpadcit is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, kind scorpion.

Gedpadcit created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedpadcit, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gedpadcit, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Gedpadcit's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Gedpadcit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gedpadcit.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gedpadcit.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Worship no other gods but Gedpadcit.

5. Never wear turquoise ear rings.