Hogdidben is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, witty fairy.

Hogdidben created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogdidben, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hogdidben, she will turn you into a hamster.

Hogdidben's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Hogdidben's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hogdidben.

3. Worship no other gods but Hogdidben.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not take Hogdidben's name in vain.