Bisslidzim is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, awe-inspiring hyena.

Bisslidzim created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisslidzim, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bisslidzim, he will turn you into a dog.

Bisslidzim's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bisslidzim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three copper sculptures of Bisslidzim on top of important buildings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never hurt porpoises.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. Never talk about stars.
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