Nibwatved is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciless warg.

Nibwatved created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Nibwatved, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nibwatved, it will turn you into a plant.

Nibwatved's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nibwatved's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never mention pigs.

3. Never talk about shrews.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Nibwatved must be the most important thing in your life.
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