Tapdogstik is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful bird.

Tapdogstik created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tapdogstik, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tapdogstik, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tapdogstik's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Tapdogstik's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tapdogstik.

2. Worship no other gods but Tapdogstik.

3. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Never hurt foxes.