Larpmidtik is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, sapient
chicken.
Larpmidtik created humanity three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Larpmidtik, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Larpmidtik, it will turn you into a tree.
Larpmidtik's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Larpmidtik's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Never paint your neck mauve.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Never think ill of sick whales.