Larpmidtik is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sapient chicken.

Larpmidtik created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpmidtik, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Larpmidtik, it will turn you into a tree.

Larpmidtik's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Larpmidtik's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never paint your neck mauve.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think ill of sick whales.