Botrutzed is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest rat.

Botrutzed created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botrutzed, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Botrutzed, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Botrutzed's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Botrutzed's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Botrutzed.

2. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never hurt mice.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.