Nutcammab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent mouse.

Nutcammab created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutcammab, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nutcammab, she will send you a sign.

Nutcammab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Nutcammab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Run away if four otters approach from the west.