Camlandut is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, awesome dugong.

Camlandut created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Camlandut, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Camlandut, it will not care at all.

Camlandut's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Camlandut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never eat bark.

3. You must love Camlandut.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about fire.